i stayed up late into the night
a cough and a hack no delight
i knew in the morn’
a shrill like a horn
gunky green lump up and took flight
you should thank me for not taking a picture of it.
limerick for a friday afternoon: congestion
March 17, 2006
happy birthday steve!
January 27, 2006
we hope your birthday is filled with sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, and teddy bears.
love,
tommy and kristin
when all else fails, post something crude
January 21, 2006
my photo supply is dwindling. this weekend i’ll be spending some quality time with my camera, making up for the past few weeks of neglect.
for now you will have to live with this charming photo taken about a month ago. out in the distance is a couple doing things that should not be done in the middle of a walking park.
if you did a search in google for fart and landed here…welcome!
December 22, 2005
here are some of my favorite keyphrases people have googled, somehow leading them to magnificentbliss:
bunion love (my personal favorite)
my braces, my husband
puss filled facial sores
leona naess mario batali (odd combo)
camping bathroom
leaky filling
butterin
chipotle headquarters
attention hore
tech support tommy
trying hard
index of stuff
swim girl
bed girl
we’re just a bunch of shushfaced diddlydoo baftheads
December 20, 2005
in case you missed the hubbub in the comments yesterday, i just want to clarify one thing – there is a filter in the comment section. the filter does have a mind of its own and will find particular words in other words, thus creating a fun replacement. enjoy and please don’t abuse.
turkey legs
December 15, 2005
behold, savage carnivores, devouring skin, meat, tendon and marrow. if we’re paying six bucks a leg, we’re sucking it dry. passersby stared, a few looked repulsed, others stopped to ask us if it was good. unfortunately, the suckers who listened to our greasy-lipped, “it’s sooooooooo good!” probably got the runs afterwards too.
astro orbitor
December 13, 2005
my favorite ride. we road it about two times a day, every day during our stay. the first time we road it, we thought it would be a great idea for the two of us to share one rocket. not only did i crush my knee but i crushed something else on tommy. from then on we asked for our own rockets.
during one of the rides, tommy was in the rocket behind me and as we spun around high and made our descent down, he screamed at me, “NOW LAY DOWN! LAY DOWN!” (to purposely put a pit in our stomaches). the little boy in the rocket ahead of me thought tommy was yelling at him. his little head ducked down in the rocket and didn’t come back up until after the ride when his mother had to come over and pull him out. poor little guy.