
hey little manboy
assert your authority
don’t let mom boss you
November 4, 2005

hey little manboy
assert your authority
don’t let mom boss you
October 28, 2005

pumpy where you be?
i need to carve holes in you
and then eat your seeds
the saga continues…
in all seriousness, this is a very grave situation. we have got to get a pumpkin by tonight. no more tomfoolery. we absolutely must have our pumpy materials ready for a super intense 2nd annual anderson/carleton pumpkin carving party.
October 27, 2005

still on the lookout for the perfect one to take home.
October 24, 2005

fact: if you slightly undercook a hardboiled egg and toss it into the microwave to harden it, when you remove the egg from the microwave and pierce it with a fork, it will explode. chunks of egg will be stuck to the ceiling, walls, your hair and face, blinds, window, the dining table clear across the other side of the room, and also lodged inside the coffee maker.
my fear of inanimate objects exploding has been actualized.
October 21, 2005

this is my new thing for fridays, so bare with me…
blue annoys my eyes
family portraits bring strife
i feel so hog-tied
last saturday was family portrait day, also known as grumpy-pout-pout-idon’twanttodothis day. unless you’re a child under the age of ten who has yet to discover the debilitating pain of self-consciousness, OR the person paying to have the picture taken, having a camera in your face is not exactly fun.
{tommy’s voice echoing in the background – taste of your own medicine, hmmm?}
not to mention the anxiety of finding the perfect shade of blue, to which i did not succeed since mine was a greenish-blue and everyone else wore a lovely shade of blue-blue. i’m sure i’ll stand out…much like that bulbous zit sitting on my face. a beacon. immortalized for all to see over my in-laws’ fireplace f-o-r-e-v-e-r.
October 14, 2005

little patch of green
planted in a pot grow now
pot of lawn i have
October 13, 2005

sorry steve…more fish. i received this recipe from my mother-in-law a few years ago. unfortunately, i’m not sure where she found the recipe, so i cannot give proper credit. the roasted carrots from ina garten, family style. a heaping scoop of wholesome brown rice works great with this dish.
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carrots:
– 1 lb of carrots. i love using whole baby carrots, but you can also just cut up large carrots
– 1 tablespoons olive oil
– sprinkle of fresh ground pepper
– dash of kosher salt
– 1 tablespoon of chopped italian parsley
preheat oven to 425 degrees. spread carrots out on a large baking dish. drizzle with oil. add a bit of salt and pepper (use your own judgment on the amount). toss well. bake for 20-25 minutes. give the carrots a good toss and turn about 10 minutes into baking. if you don’t do this, you’ll end up with toasted carrots (shown above).
sprinkle with italian parsley
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halibut:
– 2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
– 1 teaspoon firmly packed brown sugar
– 1 teaspoon dijon mustard
– 2 pieces halibut (each about 1 in. thick, 5-6 oz.)
– 1/2 teaspoon olive oil
– fresh ground pepper
– sprinkle of fresh ground pepper
– dash of kosher salt
in a bowl, mix vinegar, brown sugar and mustard.
rinse halibut and pat dry. you can either leave the skin on or take it off (it really doesn’t matter). brush lightly all over with olive oil. sprinkle with salt and pepper.
heat a 10-12 inch nonstick frying pan over medium-high heat. i don’t have a nonstick frying pan, so i add just a bit of olive oil to my pan. add fish and cook until browned on the bottom – about 4 minutes.
turn pieces over. spoon vinegar mixture over browned sides. lower heat and cook until fish is opaque but still moist-looking in the center (cut to test). about 4 to 5 minutes longer.
serve fish on top of rice. if there is extra sauce in the pan, i like to drizzle over the fish and rice. a bit of italian parsley tastes great on top.
October 6, 2005

this recipe may not be for everyone, so be warned. i love sandwiches with a bite, lots of flavor, and this one sure does. i used a rosemary focaccia for the sandwich shown above, but you can use whichever bread you like. in my opinion, though, if you don’t use focaccia, it’s a waste of a sandwich. also, another warning, i don’t use exact measurements in my recipes – so use some creativity and change things up a bit to suit your own taste.
-1 can of tuna (packed in water, low sodium) drained
-4 to 5 small green olives chopped
-a few thin slices of red onion
-a few slices of red bell pepper
-swiss cheese
-reduced-fat mayonnaise
-balsamic vinegar
-a bit of pepper
-a bit of salt
drain tuna really well (duh), nothing worse than soggy tuna. in a small bowl mix tuna, chopped green olives and mayonnaise. i use only enough mayo, maybe 1 – 2 tablespoons, so that the tuna slightly sticks together. add salt and pepper to taste.
next, in another small bowl, mix together about 1 tablespoon of the balsamic with 2 tablespoons of mayo. i also add a bit of pepper to this. mix together. taste and add either more mayo or balsamic depending on your preference. smear the mixture on the pieces of focaccia.
assemble the sandwich with tuna on the bottom, next the slices of onion and red pepper, then top it off with the cheese. of course, you can assemble it however you like.
if you try it, let me know what you think. i love feedback/constructive criticism on recipes.