i stayed home today while tommy went out. i have no idea where he went, but all i cared about was cleaning. i spent the entire day in my pajamas scrubbing the floor, vacuuming, dusting, inhaling chemicals that tickled my nose hairs. tommy later came home with a large group of people. most of them i didn’t even know. i panicked. i’m half naked, in the middle of the floor with a scrub brush. stay calm. stay calm. no, actually, freak out!
i quickly ran into the bedroom to try and shower before everyone saw me. they did see me but nobody said hello. “tommy!” i shouted, “get in here!”. he just ignored me. i stood in the bathroom, peering out behind the door, trying to get his attention. he was too busy chatting with madonna and playing on the floor with her baby.
why are there people in my bathroom? i need a haircut.
elyse sewell cut my hair and it was amazing. “elyse, you did a great job. will you please cut my hair from now on?” she stood there, unresponsive, posing in front of me. “elyse?” no answer from elyse.
i need a shower.
huge problem, the massive 20′ x 20′, pink and peach marble shower room has a large window overlooking the indoor racquet ball court. dudes in goggles and short shorts wouldn’t stop staring up at me. i just want to take a shower! ok, now there is a basketball player leaning against the bathroom sink, staring at me. i’m surrounded by athletic perverts.
the phone rings. my heart is racing. i’m thirsty. it’s walgreens, my photos are ready for pick-up.
too bad this was a dream otherwise i would have taken some pictures of my new haircut and the amazing shower. that’s what i get for eating pizza too late at night.
File: silly
that pizza went down soft and chewy, by the way...but it was tasty! tommy | 12:20pm on 7/20 just incase anyone was wondering what will happen to that pizza...tommy will be eating it today for lunch. except for that top piece, i had that for snack yesterday. it was tasty. kristin | 10:55am on 7/19 hiya steve! we removed that ability to capitalize words since i'm deathly allergic to capital letters. sorry :( hiya photojunkie - actually we bought the pizzas at trader joe's. they have great, inexpensive frozen pizzas. kristin | 10:41am on 7/19 doesn't anybody else notice that what the capitalize is no longer capitalized? what is the world coming to? kristin, what part was the dream, the whole thing? steven | 10:19am on 7/19 those look like tasty slices. did you make this yourself? photojunkie | 9:29am on 7/19 that was quite a dream. i've had some doozies after eating before bed as well. my husband won't let me eat before bed anymore for that reason (i have nightmares and then wake him up and make him cuddle with me). jessie | 8:25am on 7/19 madonna is such an attention hore, it doesn't surprise me she had no interest in saying hello to you. me | 5:55am on 7/19 qwertyuioasdfghjzxcvb. that was in all capitals before i posted ladies and gantlemen. stop trying to bring the man down! fight the man, or woman! you can't stop us in our capitalization. steven | 3:25am on 7/19 hey, i know for sure that i capitalized everything that needs capitalization. what are you doing to me? steven | 3:23am on 7/19 what is going on over there? you guys take it easy! madonna was at you house? wait, was this a dream too? i am so confused. steven | 3:23am on 7/19
September 15, 2009 at 11:45 pm