goodbye 2005

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it has been a great year, thank the good Lord! no complaints, really. i survived my first year in business. our families are happy and healthy. i finally learned how to stay within our food budget. cooking isn’t that scary anymore. my addiction to coffee is stronger than ever. i discovered the magical cleaning powers of baking soda (thanks elizabeth!). tommy and i also made a few new friends this year, the best gift 2005 could provide. and now, moving right along to 2006…my to do list:

– keep up the picture-taking and hopefully, finally, buy the canon 20d.
– continue my search for the perfect whole grain bread.
– get over my fear of the blow torch and make creme brule.
– use the gift certificate my mother-in-law gave me two years ago for a 1 hr. swedish massage.
– cut my do.
– turn 27
– sell something on etsy.
– design more websites!
– paint!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

a belated merry christmas

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if you did a search in google for fart and landed here…welcome!

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here are some of my favorite keyphrases people have googled, somehow leading them to magnificentbliss:

bunion love (my personal favorite)
my braces, my husband
puss filled facial sores
leona naess mario batali (odd combo)
camping bathroom
leaky filling
butterin
chipotle headquarters
attention hore
tech support tommy
trying hard
index of stuff
swim girl
bed girl

we’re just a bunch of shushfaced diddlydoo baftheads

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in case you missed the hubbub in the comments yesterday, i just want to clarify one thing – there is a filter in the comment section. the filter does have a mind of its own and will find particular words in other words, thus creating a fun replacement. enjoy and please don’t abuse.

great view

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taken just outside the entrance of the park.

collapsible blueberry cake

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i need help. last night i did a test run of a blueberry cake that i’m making for a christmas party tonight and for some reason the middle collapsed. why would it do that? any ideas?

update #1: the second cake came out perfectly. the trick – smack the cockles out of the cake mixture once it is poured into the pan, causing all the bubbles to rise up to the surface. i don’t know much about baking, but it seemed to work. next task for today…biscotti…

update #2: per yum’s request, the recipe is below. it comes from rocco’s italian-american (a cookbook infested with typos).

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– 1/2 cup canola oil
– 1 1/2 cups sugar
– 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
– 1 tablespoon almond extract
– 4 eggs
– 2 cups flour
– 1/2 teaspoon salt
– 2 tablespoons baking powder
– 1 1/2 cups blueberries
– confectioners’ sugar
* 2 tablespoons of slivered almonds (my addition to this recipe)

preheat the oven to 350 degrees. lightly grease a 9-inch cake pan.

with an electric mixer beat the canola oil and sugar together until you have a light, grainy paste. add the vanilla and almond extract and mix to combine. then add the eggs one at a time, allowing each to be fully incorporated into the batter before adding the next. turn off the mixer as soon as the last egg has been mixed in.

in a separate bowl, mix the flour, salt, and baking powder together. turn the electric mixer on a low setting and add the dry ingredient mix gradually to the batter. stop mixing as soon as the dry ingredients are fully incorporated and you have smooth, thick golden batter. pour the batter into your cake pan and shake to even the top. drop the pan with the batter onto the counter a few times to allow the bubbles to rise to the top. really, i’m serious. pound it a few times on the counter. smack it up really well otherwise your cake will collapse in the middle (see picture above). place the berries on the surface of the batter, close together, pushing them in very slightly, covering the entire surface. sprinkle the slivered almonds on top as well.

bake for 45 minutes and test by inserting a cake tester or sharp knife into the center. it will come out clean when the cake is done. the top of the cake should be golden brown. it may take up to an hour. if after 45 minutes the top is brown but the inside is still uncooked, lower the heat to 325 degrees and test every ten minutes. remove the cake and let it cool for about ten minutes. sprinkle generously with confectioners’ sugar and serve hot or at room temperature.

turkey legs

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behold, savage carnivores, devouring skin, meat, tendon and marrow. if we’re paying six bucks a leg, we’re sucking it dry. passersby stared, a few looked repulsed, others stopped to ask us if it was good. unfortunately, the suckers who listened to our greasy-lipped, “it’s sooooooooo good!” probably got the runs afterwards too.

he luvs candy corn

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astro orbitor

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my favorite ride. we road it about two times a day, every day during our stay. the first time we road it, we thought it would be a great idea for the two of us to share one rocket. not only did i crush my knee but i crushed something else on tommy. from then on we asked for our own rockets.

during one of the rides, tommy was in the rocket behind me and as we spun around high and made our descent down, he screamed at me, “NOW LAY DOWN! LAY DOWN!” (to purposely put a pit in our stomaches). the little boy in the rocket ahead of me thought tommy was yelling at him. his little head ducked down in the rocket and didn’t come back up until after the ride when his mother had to come over and pull him out. poor little guy.

we’re back

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i’ll post more pictures soon…